Sheen’s Golden Opportunity February 28, 2008

Enough with the B-list celebrity “reality TV” shows! Seriously, get a real job and stop trying to pawn your lame life off on America.

 

Now, in the Charlie Sheen vs. Denise Richards battle, Sheen finally has an edge over his ex-wife. It was reported that Richards will shoot a reality television show featuring her two daughters and Sheen has a real problem with this.

 

Concerned with the well-being of his children, Sheen took the issue to court in an attempt to prevent Richards from including their daughters in the show, but was unsuccessful. Now, sheen is urging viewers to boycott the upcoming “E!” series.

 

Although Sheen lost the court battle, he finally has an opportunity to win the personal battle over his highly publicized divorce with Richards. Finally, his publicist has a chance to spin Sheen’s image into positive light, considering Richards’ accusations that Sheen was abusive and threatening during their marriage.  If I were his publicist I would take this story and run with it. Go ahead- portray his ex-wife as a money-hungry mother and Sheen as a doting dad.  At last, Sheen’s sweet revenge!

Punk Princess Publicist February 22, 2008

It’s Splitville USA for punk princess, Pink, and her easy-on-the-eyes beau, Casey Hart.  And seeing the way she handled the split, maybe she should teach a class entitled “Hollywood Breakups 101”. Hollywood duos take notice! Instead of slicing and dicing her ex-lover in the tabloids, she took a different approach that is not only admirable, but incredibly clever. She started out by directly addressing her fans in her personal blog rather than waiting for gossip to fly, announcing that “this break up is not about cheating, anger, or fighting.” Also, she insisted that although it sounds like a load of cliché crock, they remain friends. She even went further saying that “he’s a good man” and asked her fans to “please support him as well” during this difficult time. As we see many Hollywood celebs claim to remain friends and then stab each other in the back, next time maybe they should take some pointers from this diva princess. Either she should give her publicist a raise or pat herself on the back for promoting herself in a positive light, rather than attracting negative attention to a sticky situation.

Deadbeat Dad February 13, 2008

Poor, poor Dannielynn. Or better yet, low-life, low-life Larry Birkhead!

 

Once again, Larry Birkhead, Anna Nicole’s former lover and father of their child, Dannielynn, has exploited his daughter for money. He recently sold a story to OK! magazine that will feature he and Dannielynn swimming with dolphins together (PerezHilton.com).

Not only does this sound like an extremely lackluster read, but the poor girl has to suffer this desecration and is too young to speak out about what her fame-hungry, scoundrel of a father is doing to her.

Even more appalling, he brought along the camera crew from Entertainment Tonight to document the first time that his daughter, Dannielynn, visited her dead mother’s grave. Sick.

With all the flack that Birkhead is getting from tabloids and popular blog-sites such as perezhilton.com, this might be a good time for him to hire a masterful publicist to clean up his tainted image. With all the publicity stunts that he is pulling, such as selling his stories and interviews to the media, he needs someone to let the public know “why” he is doing these things and his intent. He’s gotten a lot of criticism for being fame and money hungry, but is he getting paid for all of these stunts? (Probably yes…) And what is he doing with this money? A publicist is in dire need to clear these things up. After all, who knows, he could be saving all of the money that he’s making from the stories to start a college fund for sweet Dannielynn.  

Britney Needs Help!! February 10, 2008

At last! There is a finally a light-tower in sight for the shipwrecked life of Britney Spears. As many know, this has been a torturous year for Ms. Spears. And as many would agree, her life has gone so far down the drain that a “comeback” seems impossible.

However, Britney’s ex-manager, Osama Lutfi, created a loop-hole for a publicist to take some negative attention away from Britney and focus it on his own appalling actions. Lutfi admitted to drugging Britney with pills, trying to sell her story and photos to Entertainment Tonight (despite having a confidentiality agreement), and had a restraining order filed against him by Lynn Spears.
In a declaration to the court, Lynn Spears reported that Lufti said, “”If you try to get rid of me, she’ll be dead and I’ll piss on her grave.” (Perezhilton.com) Talk about negative attention! And Lufti’s publicist, Michael Sands, hasn’t made his case any better.
Although Britney may not make a shocking comeback anytime soon, her family at least has the option of hiring a publicist to try and generate feelings of sympathy and compassion toward her. At the same time, they could request the respect of the media to give her privacy during this difficult time in her life.

So go on Mama Spears- hire a publicist that can finally take this once-comical shipwreck and turn it into an American tragedy- a story of a pop princess whose fame led to her own agonizing demise.

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